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Death to Chain Letters
Thursday, April 12, 2001

Chain Letter Type 1
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> > > > > > Make a wish!!!!
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> > > > > > Really, go on and make one!!!!
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> > > > > > Yeah right, she wouldn't go out with you!!!!
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> > > > > > Wish something else!!!!
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> > > > > > Not that, you pervert!!!!
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> > > > > > STOP!!!!


Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish :) Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be eaten by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!
REALLY!!!!

Here's how it goes:

Send this to 1 person: 1 person will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and may form a plot to kill you.

Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will bomb your house.

Thanks!!!! Good luck!!!!

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Chain Letter Type 2

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, and no parents. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Orphan Boys from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all rubbish. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder--if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!!!

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Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no e-mail then and probably not as many little 8-year-olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works:

Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you. This is what happened to the people who didn't do what this letter said:

Queer Horror Story #1

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Monday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drain pipe into a flood of poop and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died.
This could happen to you!!!!

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Chain Letter Type 4

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends or you will die.

FRIENDS
A friend is someone who is always at your side.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you have bad breath.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you are disgustingly ugly.
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about the death of "Muffy" your pet cockroach.
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be thrown to vicious dogs.
A friend is someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll be eaten by crocodiles.

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