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Just trying to help
Sunday, April 22, 2001

It can buy a House But not a Home

It can buy a Bed But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock But not Time

It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine But not Health

It can buy you Blood But not Life

So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Cash only please.

Source: Laugh of the day

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