Just trying to help
Sunday, April 22, 2001
It can buy a House But not a HomeSource: Laugh of the day
It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock But not Time
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine But not Health
It can buy you Blood But not Life
So you see money isn’t everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. Cash only please.