Birthday Belief Systems
Sunday, April 29, 2001
IDEALISM: Happy Birthday.Source: Joke-a-matic
CAPITALISM: I shopped all day for your birthday.
COMMUNISM: We only celebrate Lenin's birthday.
CORPORATE AMERICA: Happy birthday. You're fired.
AGNOSTICISM: I'm not sure if it's your birthday or not.
ATHEISM: I can't believe it's your birthday.
HINDUISM: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
HINDUISM: Ever get that feeling you've been born before?
TAOISM: It's everybody's birthday.
BUDDHISM: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
CATHOLICISM: Sorry, we need candles for votive purposes.
EPISCOPALIANISM: Tasteful birthday to you! Care for some Dry Sack?
LUTHERANISM: I take it on faith it's your birthday. So I don't need to send cards and gifts, right?
EXISTENTIALISM: Your birthday means nothing to me.
FUNDAMENTALISM: But when is your _spiritual_ birthday?
SARCASM: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
QUAKERS: I am moved to wish you a peaceful birthday.
UNITARIAN-UNIVERSALISTS: Have any kind of birthday you want.