UNIX commands
Saturday, May 12, 2001

>From the csh (c shell):

| % make love
| Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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| % got a light?
| No match.
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| % sleep with me
| bad character
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| % man: Why did you get a divorce?
| man:: Too many arguments.
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| % make 'heads or tails of all this'
| Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
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| % make sense
| Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
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| % make mistake
| Make: Don't know how to make mistake. Stop.
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| % make bottle.open
| Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
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| % \(-
| (-: Command not found.
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| % make light
| Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
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| % date me
| You are not superuser: date not set
| Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
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| % man rear
| No manual entry for rear.
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| % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
| Too many )'s.
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| % * How would you describe George Bush
| *: Ambiguous.
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| % %Vice-President
| %Vice-President: No such job.
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| % ls Meese-Ethics
| Meese-Ethics not found
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| % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
| Unmatched ".
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| % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
| Missing ]. |
| % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
| Modifier failed.
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| % who is my match?
| No match.
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| % set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
| Democratic_Platform unreadable
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| % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
| awk: syntax error near line 1
| awk: bailing out near line
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| % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
| thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.