Give a man a fish...
Monday, November 12, 2001
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Source: The Good Clean Fun Archive
Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot, and stand waist deep in cold water just so he can outsmart a fish. (Average cost per fish: $395.68)