Thursday, December 13, 2001
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) Source: Kim
ON BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR AN IRON: Do not iron clothes on body
ON CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: May cause drowsiness
ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning: Keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: Contains peanuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
ON A CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands